Bespoke circular hopscotch pitch dress Wizened )If she's not quite the

)If she's not quite the political hottie of your dreams

Somewhere for a football nut to put their noddle

The cover measures 21cm wide and 34cm high and the optional bottle has a 2 litre capacity

The adult t shirt is melange grey and the child's one is plain dove grey

The cover has an opening at the back making it easy to take the bottle in and out and the hot water bottle is also provided

Bespoke circular hopscotch pitch dress Wizened )If she's not quite theI bought this dress about 25 years ago from a fancy pants shop in The Promenade Cheltenham. I loved it and loved it to death. When it eventually started showing signs of resentment, I silenced its minor blemishes by tarmacking over them with fabric and wool and adorned it loudly with a circular hopscotch pitch as part of my series 'There's Fun to Be Had' celebrating playground apparatus. The dress is made from gorgeously soft cotton and has a