My lap belongs to my cat - personalised t shirt for a crazy cat lady political pants This is perfect pub wear

This is perfect pub wear for the pre-pubescent punter

it's time to don your Golfing Widow's weeds and accept you've lost them in the bunker for a while

Machine washable

why not add these socks as a nod to the grimness of the morning after

We are happy to write personal messages onto V&A cards at no extra cost

My lap belongs to my cat - personalised t shirt for a crazy cat lady political pants This is perfect pub wearFor anyone who happily concedes that their lap is the rightful property of their pet. Personalise this t shirt with the name of your cat, or cats, or affectionate snake, or cuddly rodent or anything else that you are happy to cradle on your lap. The typeface for the name is in a lovely script font, which will have to shrink in size if the name is very long or if two names are required. We recommend one name only for the best aesthetics and maximum