CODGER iron-on clothes patch from the Hag Range gift for young lovers so anything from a 10

so anything from a 10 to a 14 really

(By 'gentle' I mean blunt as a rock

Think of this bib as less of a napkin and more of a dietary dartboard

or with a couple of fruit jellies stuffed up him

A range of playful HRT Wear to celebrate our Cronedom and mock the jargon that projects shame and worthlessness on female seniority

CODGER iron-on clothes patch from the Hag Range gift for young lovers so anything from a 10CODGER: For all those who want to celebrate their advancement and reclaim the pejorative words used to describe older men and women, here's a badge of honour. Embroidered in London. 6cm across. Limited edition from Twisted Twee's Clothes Hospital. Easily to Iron on and enjoy. We love to see your photos, so if you upload any images of this badge, please tag us @twistedtwee thank you.