No Fruit Christmas stocking clothes patches so if you upload any

so if you upload any images of this pillowcase please remember to tag us @twistedtwee

as (like your love) it is endlessly present and will still be there in years to come

Embellish your blemishes and dramatise your detritus

fruit rejecters

Horrifies and delights in equal measure

No Fruit Christmas stocking clothes patches so if you upload anyThe No Fruit Christmas stocking ensures that valuable gift space isn't taken up with communal fruit bowl staples. There will be no citrus 'padding' this year. Fruit and underwear are not festive and the sooner Santa gets that through his head the better. 100% unbleached cotton stocking with overlocked trim. Comes in a gold presentation bag with a fun tag that reads: 'TIS BETTER TO GIVE (clear instructions) THAN TO RECEIVE (stuff you don't want.) These