Christmas some like it hot in the same way that

in the same way that a road sign will light up when illuminated by a car headlamp

The length of the bunting is approximately 4 metres of stinging hostility

Or if you like this jumper

UK size 10 (small) = 30 inch chest

but I would be happy to print this brilliant buddhist quote onto a piece of your own clothes for you

Christmas some like it hot in the same way thatWhy not transform a perfectly ordinary jumper into a spectacular statement piece this Christmas. Send me your existing clothes tops, skirts, ties, scarves, trousers or dresses and I will print them up with any declaration you like either one that I've suggested here or your own wording. I will design, hand cut and hand print your message and get it back to you in plenty of time for the office party, the arrival of the relatives or that interminable