Enjoy It While It Lasts Earth Unisex Hoodie Alcohol and leg openings

and leg openings

glass is half empty types

This funny goth bicycle shirt makes a great gift for anyone with a dark sense of humor

this Carpathian Mountains shirt adds some understated gothic flair to any occasion

"Hell is Empty and All the Devils are Here

Enjoy It While It Lasts Earth Unisex Hoodie Alcohol and leg openingsThe earth's days are numbered. Ultimately the sun will turn into a red giant and likely expand to engulf the planet. You know, if humanity doesn't destroy all life on earth first. My bet is on the latter outcome. Either way, enjoy the race to our planet's demise, because all of this is temporary. This cynical shirt makes a great gift for a scientist, astronomy fan, or an environmentalist who is fed up with everyone's cavalier treatment of earth.